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mescalineforbreakfast:

Kinda wanna have sex

Kinda wanna sleep for 12 hours

Kinda wanna eat 2 large pizzas 

(via blaz1k3n)

things that have no chill

bandgasmm:

sleep-ingbitch:

torobabe:

-me

-automatic toilets

-people who clap when the plane lands

People clap when the plane lands because it actually isn’t always a given that the plane will land safely. It’s a sense of something good to clap when it lands.

Yeah well it’s much more likely that you’ll die in a car crash but you don’t see people clapping their hands when they get out of their cars do you

I have an addition to the list:

-people on tumblr

(via guard-goddess)

shouldnt:

We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.

(via knowitslonggone)

peoplearewankers:

When I’m in an argument and someone twists what I’ve said it makes me want to fucking punch them don’t be a cunt

(via mckjordann)

thankyoucorndog:

boomer-overboard:

thankyoucorndog:

"boy i’m in a great mood!"

"oh, please. you can’t REALLY be in a great mood. there are people out there who just got raises. people just got married. people are being reunited with their families right now. how dare you say you’re happy."

The equivalent of someone saying you can’t be sad because other people have it worse than you.

yes

(Source: thankyoucorndog, via ajd1219)

xkeithyx:

floralparanormal:

I think OTPs are subconsciously what we want in relationships

this shit hit me like a train

(via stressingandobsessing)